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Motorized Wheelchair User Sets Unofficial Speed Record in Grocery Store

Blurred picture of a wheelchair user in a grocery store.

Blurred picture of a wheelchair user in a grocery store.

I'm thrilled to share that my recent story has been published on The Squeaky Wheel, a satirical platform that offers a unique perspective on disability news. This time, we're diving into an amusing incident inspired by real-world experiences that unfolded in a small town grocery store.

Imagine this: you're in your motorized wheelchair, zipping down the cereal aisle of your local grocery store. You're focused, you're efficient, and you're fast. So fast, in fact, that you've unofficially set a speed record, causing a literal Kellogg Company frosted flake flurry in your wake. But not everyone is amused. A retired schoolteacher, known for his acute observations, is caught off guard. He challenges you, asking if you have a license for your wheelchair. You can't help but chuckle at the absurdity. After all, last you checked, shopping for General Mills Cheerios wasn’t a licensable activity.

Believe it or not, wheelchair users hear such commentary daily.

This story, and all of The Squeaky Wheel, serves as a reminder that disability can be, and is, funny. It's a part of our everyday lives, and humor helps us navigate the world. So, let's continue to share, laugh, and enjoy these stories, even when the national spotlight on Disability Pride Month has faded. The work continues, and so does the laughter.

Special thanks to Steven Verdile for launching this much-needed outlet for disability humor to share the lighter side of disability.

Motorized Wheelchair User Sets Unofficial Speed Record in Grocery Store